Miss Death Weddle Of The Month – May: CASSIE!!! by Jaffo


I am proud to present the next Miss Death Weddle, Cassie. You may know her as the singer for one of Phoenix’s most popular and successful bands, FREQUIS. But I bet there’s a few things you don’t know about her. First, she’s not a model, and doesn’t even like being in front of a camera. Too bad, Cass…because you kinda belong there, and I’m sure most would agree as they look at these photos.

Anyway, this month, I’m changing up the format for Miss DW a bit. Instead of writing a paragraph or two about our hot young Miss and everything she gives to the local scene… I’m going to transcribe and quote her interview style, because Cassie has a certain way with words that we shall not ignore. So, here goes…

Jaffo: So, give me a little Cassie history.
Cassie: Once upon a time a unicorn queefed and thus Cassie was born!!
Jaffo: Good job, unicorn! Who are your musical influences?
Cassie: I’m influenced by my band mates, (shove it with the mushy retorts), love the Beatles, and queen, sculpture and Renaissance art, literature, and farts. Yep farts. They are ALWAYS funny.
Jaffo: Indeed. In fact, I’m saving one for you now. Which local bands have you guested with lately?
Cassie: Bands I have sang with? Howitzer, Idle Red, Black Metal Box, [John Holmberg's] Sodomizing Linda, and Whiskey Six. That’s it for now. I dream of singing with Vex. Well, attempt to not look like an idiot with those amazing men.
Jaffo: Not much chance of that…looking like an idiot, I mean. Well, maybe. Tell me about your pastries.
Cassie: My cupcakes???? They are delicious. I really like to make people smile… whether it be the music or cakes, or just being my natural buffoon self.
Jaffo: You do it well. You seem so active and busy – how many kids do you have by now?
Cassie: Kids????? Oooooh not for me. I have a niece and nephew … and they are adorable and awesome but I’ll keep it at that.
Jaffo: Good plan. The world certainly doesn’t need any more buffoon babies.  What was your favorite ice cream when you were a little boy?
Cassie: My favorite ice cream NOW – ’cause im still a kid – is pistachio. Oooor Coldstone Cake Batter with Oreos and brownies. Fat kid style. PS. I love bacon.
Jaffo: Well, you are a beautiful and talented fat kid, and thank you so much for what you do in our scene, and letting us profile you on DeathWeddle.com. You rock, sister!!!

And here’s some more pics…


That’s our Cass…

(To see the rest of the shots from our little photo shoot, click HERE and HERE.)

JAFFO \m/

(All photos by Jaffo & Seven Bear Photography)

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Live review: MOTIVE and THE CHEMICAL CLOWNZ @ Scottie’s in Prescott April 20, 2013 by Death Weddle

On Saturday, April 20th 2013, I found myself on a little road trip to Prescott, Az to check out my boys in Motive and The Chemical Clownz play a show at Scottie’s (formally Sundance’s), right off Whiskey Row in down town Prescott. I really enjoy road trips to see shows, and I especially like northern Arizona. I was lucky enough to be able to ride with my boys in Motive (or at least half of the band) to the gig and back.

As soon as we arrived at Scottie’s, Andy Luffey (Motive drummer) and I walked in the back door of the bar, then straight out the front door and up the stairs to Whiskey Row to find some grub before Motive was set to take the stage. After walking a short distance we stumbled upon a place called The Devil’s Pantry, so of course we had to eat there because, well…it’s  kind of obvious why. Even though I ordered a simple burger and fries, I noticed some “different” menu items. The one that stuck out the most was the chocolate covered bacon. Sounds interesting doesn’t it? After eating our food we headed back to the gig, but we would return later after the show to get some of that yummy chocolate covered bacon before we made the drive back to the concrete jungle known as Phoenix. I even got some beer-battered deep fried pickles. I must say that the bacon was pretty damn good!  I mean, duh – it’s chocolate and bacon. Why wouldn’t it kick ass? I noticed when we were walking back to Scottie’s that people were just standing out on the street and getting wasted — I mean shit faced! It was somewhat of a weird culture up there to me,  being me.

Now on with the show…

When we returned to Scottie’s, I noticed that there was not a sound board and FOH sound guy, so I went and investigated. The PA system only had 3 mics running through it for vocals. No cabinets were miked, so all the guitar and bass would be coming directly from the amps and cabs, not through the PA. I was asked to assist Motive in their sound check to get the levels correct – Rude T. would’ve been proud of me. Motive plays very loud, and after determining that the kick drum was buried in the mix, we decided to use one of the vocal mics to mic the kick drum. It worked out pretty well… as good as it was going to get anyway. It was kind of like an old school house party/practice studio type of sound, which doesn’t bother me at all because I’m used to that from all my years of watching my friends’ bands practice.

Motive – Bastard I Am HERE (Death Weddle is on one of the pics, so watch carefully)

Motive came out swinging with five songs in a row from their newest album, 2012′s I Am Today. They started out with one of my favorites, “Bastard I Am” (which was played on 98 KUPD’s Into The Pit by host and friend Marcus Meng). Next up was another one of my favorites “She Of No Light”, which tells a story of a man who’s with an evil-hearted she devil that ends up breaking his heart. Of course most of us guys can relate to that. By that time Motive had gotten the attention of the entire crowd in the bar, and after giving me a little love (and making fun of me), singer Billy Gonzales and Motive went right into the very percussive “Color Blind Rain”.

I want to take a moment to mention how tight Motive is as a band. With Luffey on drums, Julius Secody on bass, and Steve Buschart on guitar, they truly are a force to be reckoned with, live or otherwise. There is no doubt that Secody is my favorite local bassist ever. The guy’s crushing tone and style will split your head wide open. Steve Bushart’s guitar attack slices right through your ear drums like a butcher knife being swung by a psychopathic serial killer. In fact, Motive Steve is the most metal person I’ve ever met in my entire life, and is also one of my closest friends. Drummer Andy Luffey hits hard and plays fast. Not only does he have super fast feet, but he also has incredibly fast hands too. He is easily one of the best metal drummers in the Phoenix local scene. Billy Gonzales is the new guy in Motive, and I must say he has turned out to be a great addition to the family. He is a great front man for the band, and his dirty mid-ranged vocal style and high pitched screams compliment the music very well. Motive has an all around sound that is a cross between old school thrash and modern thrash that will groove you right out of your shoes!

MOTIVE!

The next song of the night from Motive was the title track “I Am Today”. This song has a lot of groove and punches you in the teeth from start to finish. “Lost On 89″ was next, and it is a song about a stretch of Highway 89 in northern Arizona where a lot of people have gotten into wrecks and lost their lives due to drunk driving. Motive then played an old school song called “Expose The Lies” from their debut cd Damned If You Do… Dead If you don’t, from 2000, and it then went right into the last song from the new album called “Burnt Flavor” which is about society’s demise. The last two songs of the night were “Hole Of Respect”, and probably their biggest hit “Lochness”, from 2003s Worn Down Dream (“Lochness” was originally released on Motive’s second cd, the first Motive Ep). Motive crushed Scottie’s and the entire crowd loved them! All of you people reading this need to check out Motive on Facebook and go see them play live so they can split your head wide fucking open! Because, well… that’s cool.

The Chemical Clownz

The Chemical Clownz performed next for everybody’s enjoyment…and amusement. Now these guys – errrr…. I mean these clowns – aren’t just normal clowns; they are weed smoking, LSD loving psychopathic CLOWNZ! It’s fitting that they played a show on 4/20 to celebrate there favorite holiday (or regular day, or whatever). The Chemical Clownz consist of Warpo on vocals and guitar, Torcho on drums, Wizzo on guitar, and Wacko on bass, and they hail from Sedona, Arizona. I have actually been friends with Warpo for many years and have known him since he was in his band before The Clownz called Morcid, which fittingly enough is short for more acid… Told you they love the LSD!

I was asked by Warpo to assist him hang The Chemical Clownz curtain in front of the stage before they went on, and then I pulled it down when they started. Death Weddle is always willing to lend a helping hand to his friends!

So after the curtain came down and I cleared it off stage, The Clownz started their set. These guys are a punk rock/thrash metal band that is inspired by bands like Gwar, M.O.D., The Ramones, and Slayer. Kind of an odd mixture, but with their humorous songs and lyrics, and the fact that they look like killer clowns that will rip your head off, shit down your neck, and rape your headless corpse while under the influence of whatever mind altering substance they can get their hands on, it actually works very well for this band!

The first song of the night from The Chemical Clownz was “I’m Mad”, followed by the title track from their first cd “Obsessed With Your Big Boobies”. What a great song name! I mean, who doesn’t like big boobies? At that time Warpo gave me some serious love, and told the crowd that his bro Death Weddle was there from Phoenix to do a review of the show, and everybody needed to check out the Death Weddle blog. And, of course, they did need to. I want to say thanks to my bro Warpo for the love, respect, support and hospitality he showed myself and Motive on the night. Thanks again brother!

Next in the set were the songs “Highschool Groupies”, “The Parties In Your Mouth And Everybody’s Cumming”, “Issues That Need Tissues”, and “The Jason Sweetow Song” – which I think they should change the name to “The Jason Weddle Song”.

Jailbait Live Video HERE

Just sayin’.

It was right about that time that I happened to notice there was a midget girl (or “little person” or whatever) in the crowd, and I must say she was actually kind of hot for a midget (I mean “little person”, or whatever). She didn’t have those creepy little t-rex arms or anything. The next song up was “Smack Those Bitches”. I was kind of expecting or maybe hoping that she was going to be part of the show. Maybe she could jump on stage and strip down and take on a giant dildo of sorts, I dunno. I thought that would’ve went really well with The Clownz set, but to my disappointment she disappeared and I didn’t see her again.

(Hmmmm… maybe I didn’t need to get that in-depth as to what I was “hoping” for… Oh well.)

Anyway, the last song of the night from The Clownz was their new song called “I Don’t Pay For Sex, I Pay Them To Leave”, and it was awesome! Talk about writing truthful lyrics! Prescott loves The Chemical Clownz, and they put on a heavy and hilarious show,  so check these guys – errrr…… Clownz – out!

This public service announcement is brought to you by the one and only DEATH WEDDLE……

Hey, that’s me! \,,/

(This post edited, corrected, formatted, and peed on by Jaffo, as always.)

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Miss Death Weddle Of The Month – April 2013: CORRIE (by Jaffo)

Here we are on this fine April Fools day, and I have a treat for the DW readers that involves no trickery or foolishness. It is time once again to honor and celebrate an awesome woman in the scene, and Corrie certainly qualifies.


Corrie is an accomplished guitar player who loves her punk and metal. In fact, she played in The Dames (who even opened for Rancid), was one half of a quite popular Hellen, and also played with The Heathers. But her talent doesn’t stop there – she went to ASU for a Bachelors degree in classical guitar performance, ended up going back and getting certified as a K-12 choral/general music teacher, and went back again,  scoring her Masters in classical guitar performance. I attended her graduation recital, and I’ll tell ya – she was/is amazing.  Corrie has been teaching private guitar lessons for over 10 years, and teaching elementary general music with an after school guitar program for kids.


And, on top of it all, she and Howitzer’s Matt Moody have been together for years, and are one of the strongest couples I know. 

So here’s to a great chick and an awesome friend. Thanks Corrie – you deserve this!

To see more photos from this shoot, click HERE

\mm/ 

JAFFO

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Live review: ALTERED SILENCE and ANIMUS COMPLEX by Death Weddle

On the night of Friday, March 1st, 2013 I found myself at a popular north Phoenix venue to check out the return of my bros Altered Silence, along with Animus Complex – a newer up-and-coming band that I’ve heard lots of good things about. I would like to give a mention to the other bands on the bill that night, because unfortunately I missed them: Twisted Theorem, Failing To Fly, and Lustmord. Hopefully I can catch you guys in the future.

Let’s get right to it shall we?

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Animus Complex is a cerebral progressive metal band to say the least. The bands lineup consists of Matt Turkington on vocals (formally of Wynterborne), Stephen Poff on bass (formally of Dresden, Cathexis, and Hypatia), Michael Ohlson on drums (formally of Motive, 12Ton Sledge, Dresden, Cathexis, and currently in Sargon and Burn Your Halo), and Jeremy Davis on guitar. I want to point out that this is the third band Poff and Ohlson have been in together, and those years of jamming are evident in how tight the Animus Complex rhythm section is. Likewise, the individual musicianship in this band is quite phenomenal, but I have to say that my favorite part about Animus is still the bass wizardry of Stephen Poff. I really like when a bassist plays with such skill and thought, and the songs have room enough to make his presence known. Animus Complex are bringing a new niche of metal to the Phoenix area, and to be honest it’s not a style I’m very familiar with. Their song writing is not typical by any means. Like I said, it is a “cerebral” type of composing that makes you think and bask in what you are hearing. The progressive evolution of metal has always given me a hard time because I find it difficult to wrap my primitive little brain around it, so I decided to ask a friend about it….

I walked out onto the patio during the end of Animus Complex’s set, and saw a pretty tipsy Matt Bond, former bassist of a little metal band called Fracture Point (some of you may have heard of them). I walked up to Matt and said something along the lines of, “hey can you explain Animus Complex to me?” He said, “Sure lets sit down and talk about it!” So we did. Matt then explained the cerebral flavor of this kind of metal, and some of the things he said challenged me to open up my peanut brain a little bit. Matt and I also talked about DeathWeddle.com, Fracture Point, and a new project that he is currently working on. I did not know it at the time, but Matt had been making sweet love to a bottle of Jameson, so our conversation went from discussing progressive music to lots of other stuff I don’t understand, and eventually meeting up back to the original subject. All joking aside, I really enjoyed that conversation. I learned a lot and received some very nice compliments on what Jaffo and I do with this little blog we have. So thanks again to our friend Matt Bond!

Oh, and all of you smart folk out there make sure you check out Animus Complex!

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Next up was the triumphant return of Altered Silence with their new lineup. The core of the group still consists of founding members Tim Creiger on guitar, Lee Schipper on drums, and the one and only Rudy T. Reilly on bass. New to the band are Ryan Schwartz on guitar (formally of St. Madness), and James Oylen on vocals (formally of Staren Black, and currently in GrindHouse – The Zombie Experience). Altered Silence hit the stage and came out swinging. You can tell these guys were more than ready to make their comeback/debut to the stage. If you haven’t heard them, the musical direction of Altered Silence is pretty much straight-forward in-your-face groove metal, with some hints of melody – as displayed in songs like “Acid Reign”, “My Kult”, “Stitches”, and their newest song, “Bad Gravity”. The guys in Altered have their rock star stage presence down for sure. They get up there and throw down with the best of them, and are very entertaining to watch. With the addition of Schwartz on second guitar, with his tight rhythms and tasty leads, the band expectantly has an even heavier thickness and complexity. I think James Oylen is a really good front man, and I dug his vocal style. It’s nice to be able to understand vocals sometimes and not feel like you’ve just been yelled at for 30 minutes. For a meat head like me, Altered Silence’s style fits right into what I like, and we know exactly what we are going to get.

Speaking of meat heads, I really must say that when I watch him play bass on stage, I kind of imagine Rude T in a loincloth, barefoot, with a bone through his nose. This makes me giggle a bit. I could totally picture him at the local pub in Bedrock, pounding pints of Guiness and tossing back Jager Bombs with Barney Rubble. Kind of makes me giggle more.

RUDE T REILLY

But in all seriousness,  go check out Altered Silence or Rude T. will club you over the head and drag you by the feet into his cave… if he’s not puking from all that Jager!

(This public service announcement has been brought to you by Death Weddle.)

(Hey that’s me!)

ALTERED SILENCE!!!

ALTERED SILENCE!!!

DEATH WEDDLE \,,/

(Cut, corrected, edited, and added color by Jaffo, as always, dammit)

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Miss Death Weddle Of The Month: March 2013 – LACEY by Jaffo

After a brief hiatus, it’s time again for a new post here on DEATHWEDDLE.COM. Far from dead, we are alive and well – and what better way to address the living than with a healthy dose of hot chick?

Lacey is a rocker chick of the highest order, who loves supporting our local metal, and rocks out to everything from AC/DC to Pantera and beyond. I have personally and joyfully witnessed her willingness to rage at shows and down some beers and drive tough trucks and shoot some guns, and now I can also attest to her secret modeling abilities. Just add bourbon.

Lacey is also a mother of a killer little four year-old critter named Cash, so raise your horns to another worthy, sexy hellraiser here in the Valley. Thanks for the fun, Lacey! You fully deserve this honor.

Now, on to some more photos…

And… there you have it. You can find many more photos from our extensive shoot HERE.

Thanks again, Lace!

JAFFO \m/

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Featured Artist Of The Month – February, 2013: RUDY T. REILLY!!! by Death Weddle and Jaffo

RUDY T. REILLY

RUDY T. REILLY

(From Death Weddle) It is February of 2013 and it’s time for this month’s installment of our Featured Artist of the Month here at DeathWeddle.com. While this is only our second FAOTM, we have decided to shoot for the top, and feature the one and only Rudy T. Reilly!

If you consider yourself a member of the Phoenix metal scene, and you don’t know who Rude Tis, you must be either a rookie or a poser.

Rudy is a bassist that has been in quite a few Phoenix bands over the years, which we will list in detail shortly. But he is also a F.O.H. Engineer (front of house), Monitor Engineer, System Tech, Guitar/Bass Tech, Tour Manager, Up/Down Rigger, and he even plays a bit of guitar, too. Not only is he all of those things, but Rude T. is one of my favorite people, and I consider him to be one of my closest and dearest friends – even though he is an Oakland Raiders fan (FYI Oakland Raiders fans are some of the most disgusting and foul people on the planet. Yes, ALL of them). Rudy is also a huge fan of Guiness and Jager bombs, so if you see this madman out there somewhere (likely), and he’s not already hammered (unlikely), by all means buy him some drinks and get him drunk (but be careful he might vomit on you). Now let’s get to know a little more about Rudy…

Rude T. in his Raiders jersey, as requested by Rude T.

Rude T. in his Raiders jersey, as requested by Rude T.

Rude T. was born in London, United Kingdom, and then eventually moved to Phoenix after he met some of the guys from Sacred Reich on a flight across the pond. While they were getting inebriated on that long flight, he mentioned to them that he wanted to move to the states. They told him Phoenix, AZ was the place to go, so Rudy packed up, took off, and landed in Phoenix some time in the very early 90s. Since then there seems to be a brown haze that hovers over the city on a daily basis. Now, I’m not positive that this haze is related directly or not, but then again I know Rudy. So, to all of you people who are “going green”, or are otherwise big-time environmental nuts, I’m no scientist, but you can quite possibly blame Sacred Reich and Rudy T. Reilly for the brown air in this town.

Rudy has been in some great Phoenix bands in his time, starting out with 187, who eventually changed their name to All Time Low. Vocal duties for 187 were handled by Danny Marianino, who later went on to sing for the North Side Kings. Danny, as noted in an earlier piece on DW, is famous for knocking out Glenn Danzig. That incident ended up being one of VH1′s 100 most shocking moments in music history. You can actually see Rudy walking by at the end of the famous video of the incident.

Other notable bands Rudy had been in are N17, Mission 66 (featuring members of N17, Pelvic Meatloaf and Oil), Terror In The Isles (with members of Pelvic Meatloaf), Cause For Alarm (from NY, also with Danny Marianino), and his current band (with a new lineup) – Altered Silence. After 20 years of playing bass, Rudy says the top three things that define him as a player are big stage presence, huge tone, and being part of a true rhythm section. He describes his bass tone as thick, raunchy, and biting without losing the low end.

Altered Silence – photographer unknown

In the late 90s and early 2000s Rudy was F.O.H. Engineer at the legendary Mason Jar. He has a knack of getting bands to sound huge and full in his mix. These days when he is not on tour, Rudy can be found mixing bands at various clubs in the Phoenix area. He credits three people above all others with teaching him how to do live sound, and they are Nino, former F.O.H. for Sepultura and Sacred Reich, Goody of S.I.L. (Satanic Industries Ltd.), former F.O.H. for Sepultura, Biohazard, Hatebreed and Hellyeah, and finally Curly, former F.O.H. for Life Of Agony and Fu Manchu.

(R.I.P. Nino Notaro)

During the interview/bullshit session Jaffo and I conducted with Rudy at his place, among so many other aspects, he wanted it to be known that the pinnacles of his roadie career so far were teching for Sepultura in the 90s, and mixing Symphony X, Crowbar, and Kreator.

We also discussed some of Rudy’s favorite Arizona-based bassists.  His favorite new school players out there are Bobby Bryant of Wynterborne and Wrath Upon Eden, Stephen Poff (Dresden, Hypatia, Animus Complex), and Matt Bond, formally of Fracture Point, currently in soon-to-be-launched Fifth Density. The bass players that have that old-school style and performance (and remind him of himself), are El from Autumn’s End, Seany Ringo of Play For Blood, and Beau Diveley of Howitzer. Rudy’s favorites from the old days were James “Chief” Yepa (Core), and Julius Secody (Native Blood, Motive). For the record, Julius Secody is my favorite all time local bassist (sorry Rudy I still love you). Give it up for the bassists!

Don't aim that thing unless you're ready to use it!

Don’t aim that thing unless you’re ready to use it!

Rudy is kind of a celebutard here in Phoenix. …Wait did I say that right? Well, regardless – the “tard” part is what I was mainly concerned about anyway. It always surprises me the stories he tells about being on the road, who he’s worked for, and who his friends are. This brings me to a little story I want to tell, kind of a highlight for me personally – and it was all due to Rudy being Rudy.

I’ve been a huge fan of Philip Anselmo for just about 20 years now, he is my all-time favorite singer. Pantera is also my all-time favorite band, and Down is right up there, along with Superjoint Ritual. Down was on tour in 2011, and were booked to play the Marquee Theater here in Phoenix, and I had mentioned to Rudy that I wanted to go, telling him how big of a Down fan I was. Well wouldn’t you know it – Rudy was F.O.H. Engineer for Crowbar in 2005 and Kirk Windstein and Patrick Bruders of Crowbar are also in Down. Rudy told me he would hook me up for the show, and that he did. He pulled some strings and got me on the guest list with a trip backstage, where I stayed for the whole show.

I was walking around the back stage area killing time before Down went on, kind of keeping to myself and trying not to creep too much. I went out back, checked out the OUTSIDE of the bus, and spent some time on the side of the stage, checking out the direct support band. At some point I happened to look over my left shoulder, and saw Phil walking from the bus, and on into the dressing room. He stopped dead in his tracks and looked at me, so I did the only thing I could think of, and threw up the gayest set of metal horns you could imagine, while probably looking like the biggest retard on the planet (I know – pretty normal for me, eh?) Afterward, I thought to myself, “nice one dumb ass”, and went back to watching whatever band was on stage. A couple minutes later, Phil came back out and walked by me. I said, “what’s up Phil?” He walked up, shook my hand and gave me a hug, mumbling something, then headed back to the dressing room. Obviously,  in that moment it was hard to contain the excitement that boiled inside me. So I jacked off and squirted all over the floor at stage right.

Okay, no I didn’t.

Anyway, the opening band’s set was over at that point, the house lights were off, and Down was standing right next to me, waiting to take the stage. Phil walked up to me again, got right in my face, and said, “We are about to get fuckin’ crazy right now!”.

Stupid me, I threw up the second gayest pair of metal horns ever, and yelled back, “FUCK YEAH WE ARE!!!

Damn, I’m smooth.

At some point Madio Gonzales (Blessedbethyname, Lurid State, Souless) and Marcus Meng (host of 98 KUPD’s Into The Pit) also ended up backstage. Big Val, former head of security for Pantera, was also there. I even talked to him for a couple of minutes. He’s a really cool dude!

Down started into their set, and I immediately started to headbang. In between every song, Kirk would walk up to his amp and grab a towel to clean his guitar, and it seemed like every time he did, he would also lean over and ask us “how was that?” or “how did that sound?” Fuckin’ awesome, is how it sounds!

About half way through the set, Phil’s girlfriend/tour manager Kate walked up to me with a security guard and asked who I was there with. She was trying to figure out how I ended up backstage. I told her I was there there with Rude T., and she said, “oh, ok”, and I went back to headbanging.

After the set, I was still in the same spot, and as the guys in Down walked by me, I hugged every one of them and told them how kick-ass a set it was.  I even shook Phil Anselmo’s bloody hand after he had bashed his forehead with a mic. They all thanked me went into their dressing room. I guess that kind of stuff happens to people all the time, but it was then, and remains today, my pinnacle experience as a metal fan. I will always remember that night. Thanks again Rudy! You are awesome, and I love ya brotha!!!

\m/ DEATH WEDDLE (Hold on – it’s not over. Keep scrolling…)

Rude T. and Death Weddle

Rude T. and Death Weddle

(From Jaffo:) It’s funny to me – Rude has been a close friend of mine and a real brother for the last three years or so, and I’m constantly surprised by how little I know about his extensive history, mainly because I’ve only been participating in this scene for the last six years or so. Every time we hang out, I hear more stories from the road, and learn a bit more about his pedigree, and a bit more about our thriving scene here in the Valley – and where it came from. He has an impressive background to say the least, yet the Rude T. I know is also a Papa Bear-type, hard-working motherfucker, and a fun-loving neanderthal of a human being with a sharp wit, and big heart, and an even bigger drunken bellow. I have attended gatherings with him more times than I can remember at this point, and just about every one of them ends with a hangover, and bruises that I don’t recall getting – but I’m pretty sure they all came from him. I can’t help it. I love giving the guy shit when we drink.

And he likes to punch.

Anyway, to add a little to what Weddle covered above, here’s the short list of bands Rude has worked with, straight from his resume:

Bret Michaels               Monitor Engineer, 2012 – present

Poison                           Audio assistant 2012 – present

AIR TRAFFIC                 Bass/Guitar Tech May 2008

DIVINE HERESY           F.O.H. Engineer/T.M.  2008

SYMPHONY X               F.O.H. Engineer 2003-2007

KREATOR                      F.O.H. Engineer 2002-2006 (Tour Manager 2003)

NAPALM DEATH          F.O.H. Engineer 2006

SOULFLY ­                      F.O.H. Engineer 2005

THROWDOWN              F.O.H. Engineer 2005

BLOODSIMPLE             F.O.H. Engineer 2005

DRYKILL LOGIC          F.O.H. Engineer 2005

CROWBAR                     F.O.H. Engineer 2005

DESTRUCTION              F.O.H. Engineer 2002,2007 (T.M.)

DEVIN TOWNSEND      F.O.H. Engineer 2003

INTO ETERNITY            F.O.H. Engineer 2007

OVERKILL                      F.O.H. Engineer 2004

METAL CHURCH           F.O.H. Engineer 2004

DEATH ANGEL              F.O.H. Engineer 2004

FLOTSAM & JETSOM   F.O.H. Engineer 2004

SACRED REICH             F.O.H. Engineer 1999-2000

BILE                                 F.O.H. Engineer 2000

RORSACH TEST            F.O.H. Engineer 2005

N17                                    Bassist  1998-2000

FU MANCHU                  Bass/Guitar Tech 2001

SUPAGROUP                   F.O.H. Engineer 2001

GILBY CLARKE F.O.H. Guitar Tech/Engineer 1996-1998

SEPULTURA                  Bass/Guitar Tech 1998-1999

BIOHAZARD                  Bass/Guitar Tech 1998-1999

I’ll bet he had been behind the scenes at several of the very shows I had attended back in the day. How about you?

Also notable is the fact that Rude T. was and is FOH engineer for Danny Marianino’s North Side Kings from “2003 – til hell freezes over”. In fact NSK even made a special little video for Rude that can be seen HERE.

Oh, and as promised when we announced this feature a while back, I will now relay an important private lesson from Rude T., for all those interested in learning technique from a master.

How To Shave Your Balls (as relayed to me from the big guy himself)

1. Do NOT use an electric shaver, clippers, or a straight razor – although if it has been a while since your last grooming, you may need clippers or a weed whacker to at least trim up a bit first.

2. Rude T. recommends the trusty, slightly used Bic razor for shaving the pubic and testicular regions  of your male anatomy. No dollar-store shit or expensive new blades.

3. Only perform shaving your balls while dry – do not attempt it wet, or using shaving cream.

4. Grasp nut sack firmly with one hand, while making smooth but accurate strokes upward from the bottomfrom the tween and up the sack until smooth, but not too smooth.

5. Repeat in all areas of the region, minding the ball sack and any wrinkles present.

6. Rude contends that your balls do not have to be Porno Smooth, just not a goddamned pubic jungle. If you shave too close and end up too baby-butt smooth, you might as well be gay.

And…there it is.

From his musicianship and his ear for sound and a good mix, to his invaluable lessons on life and hygiene, to his stories about snorting lines of salt while frolicking on tour, to his unprecedented ability to make Jagermeister disappear,  Rude T. is an undeniable presence in this Arizona scene, international scene, and in person. He is an important figure in my life, and I proud to call him brother. Here’s to you, Rude! Cheers, man.

JAFFO

Jaffo and Rude T.

Jaffo and Rude T.

(Edited, corrected, re-organized, and color added by Jaffo, as always. All photos, unless otherwise noted, shot by Jaffo and Seven Bear Photography, dammit.)

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Live Review: VEX @ Hollywood Alley – Jan. 26, 2013 by Jaffo

This AZ rock and metal scene is not without its little quirks, or ups and downs. In less than three months of being operational, we here at Death Weddle have gotten our share of complaints, hate mail, general ignorant shit-talking (apparently an attention ploy – we’ll see how THAT works out), and even a vague death threat from people who somehow feel we are some kind of threat to whatever they do (or don’t do). To Jason and I, it’s just funny. It means we’re getting attention, and more importantly, doing something right. We get much more positive feedback than negative, and for that we appreciate all you bad ass readers who appreciate us.

If you’re sticking to your guns and doing so with measured integrity, you will not please everyone, nor should that ever be your goal. It is simply impossible. So, we will settle with pleasing most of the people most of the time, and most importantly we will focus on pleasing ourselves. (err….yeah, I’ll leave that alone for now)

We do this because we like it, and we like how we do it, and we by no means are limiting our horizons, either. It could go anywhere at this point, because no one else is doing this blog thing quite like we are, and they simply can’t. They aren’t us. It’s personal.

Which brings us to one of my favorite bands in town. They are much like DeathWeddle.com – well, only in the way I’ve described above. They are doing something no other band in town is doing, creating and then dominating their own niche, and they’re doing so with calculation and confidence – and might I say – a lot of skill. They are well liked by pretty much anyone I talk to, including musicians from much heavier, more conventional metal bands, and a solid following of other fans as well. In that respect, they are one of those bands who defy the norm and are not limited by genre. They have a little bit of something for everyone, and yet obviously do what they do entirely for themselves – with that stated integrity – and that makes them as original and authentic as they come.

The band I speak of, of course, is VEX.

Vex Logo

On January 26th, 2013, Weddle and I went to The Hollywood Alley in Mesa to see VEX. They played with The Pleasure VictimsFred Green and Daughters of Fission, and while I dug each of the other bands for various reasons, I will not spend much time covering them here today, as this a dedicated VEX review, dammit.

First, a little about the venue. I had been to The Hollywood Alley once a while back to see The Dames. I liked it then, and liked it this visit as well. It’s intimate, and the sound is clear and smacks of quality and proficient engineering. Weddle had never been there before. He was immediately impressed and really liked the place, mostly because of the layout, but even more for the history in the form of band stickers everywhere – on the walls in the venue itself, and all over the walls in the bathroom. That’s my favorite place to see band names – when I’m taking a squirt in the urinal, or dropping a stack of knowledge in a stall. That’s where I saw a Frequis sticker, if I remember correctly. Weddle discovered a Grum sticker while he peed, and had to come get me to show me. He ended up inspired enough to write a From The Vault article about them because of it. Oh, the inspiration we find while relieving ourselves.

Well thankfully, we were able to watch the VEX set without having to relieve ourselves. Now – as I mentioned in the beginning of this entry, a great band with integrity might not only work hard to do something unique in the scene, without expecting to please everyone, but they just might do it so well they please a LOT of people. That approach can likely alienate more fans than gain them. In the case of VEX, it is the latter, and I can tell you why. I will get to that in a minute.

Weddle, on the other hand, just didn’t get it. He tried. He stayed and watched the entire set, but simply…didn’t get it. And that’s fine. He a metal kid that likes his metal served with brutality, groove, and a more straight-forward delivery. Because he digs bands like (sic)monic and Virulent, VEX singer D.L. and I really expected him to be won over with a live show, but nope. It just didn’t speak to Jason. And that’s okay. I thought D.L. was going to cry, but he sucked it up and handled it like a champ.

So needless to say, I was handed the duty and pleasure of handling this review, because I am a pretty big Vex fan, myself.

VEX @ Hollywood Alley

VEX was founded by D.L. (vocals and Theremin), Jodiah (guitar and vocals), Adam (bass and cello), and Keith (drums and percussion) in Apache Junction (this can neither be confirmed or denied by the band) over two years ago, but consider the addition of Keith the true beginning of the band. Their website is vexband.com, and while fairly (appropriately?) sparse, from there one can access all of their shit – facebook, reverbnation, etc. Interestingly, in the last couple of years being a “working” band, they have recorded and released a mere three songs (“Handbook for the Powerless”, “Relative”, and “Dogma Dance” – all recorded and engineered with Byron at Villain Recording), and have handed out short, burned demo CDs in the past – but that’s about it. Live, on the other hand, they are well known for putting on a SHOW, and that night at Hollywood Alley, they played a full seven tunes, including two new ones, and they did not disappoint.

VEX has an eclectic sound, mixing a variety of influences, which each member will either argue with you about, or fully appreciate the comparison. For example, D.L. doesn’t always like the Tool references he hears about, but admits he does dig the genre-hopping ability Tool obviously has as well. Also – the members of Tool were always big on being very vague about members and information released about the band, even dishing out misinformation just to throw the fans off a bit. Likewise VEX seems to enjoy doing the same. Make the music and performances speak for themselves, some say, which they certainly do. You may hear some more familiarity with some of their sound and styles, including Jane’s Addiction, and some more obscure styles as well. I like to say they are a heavy, psychedelic, somewhat progressive alternative metal band for the modern listener. You can definitely hear the Tool-type riffing, time sigs, and percussive work by the musicians, and that is something I appreciate fully. I appreciate it even more when I can’t say VEX actually sounds like any of the bands you might consider them similar to. They take their winning pieces and apply them with virtuoso and force, and are confident performers as a whole and put together a tight, adventurous sound all their own.

D.L.

No other vocalist in Phoenix sounds like D.L., nor does any front man perform quite like he does either. I’m not sure they could. He is a singer – you know, that sings notes – and he is a full-on artistic performer. From aggressive gravely power on and up to some impressive high-register ranging melody with some pretty insane but accomplished vibrato (easily reminiscent of Jane’s singer Perry Farrell), over some killer rolling guitar rhythms and a tight drum and bass riffs, he certainly brings it. Usually wearing some extravagant outfit seemingly thrown together with almost no forethought, you can however be assured he actually puts a lot of thought and planning in his appearance and wardrobe, and will likely give you some awesome explanation for donning each piece of attire for that particular show. Not sure if I believe any of it though – could be total bullshit. He’s just that bright. An integral part of the live performance is not only the calculated weirdness and  flamboyance of D.L.’s display and the proficiency of his fellow musicians, but an almost organically (dare I say…spiritual?) active method of his delivery, with a constant dose of humor. For example, after the churning and brilliant opening tune, introducing the force that is VEX to the crowd of both existing and brand-new fans, D.L. announced without missing a beat, “Good evening! We are VEX, and we enjoy giving hand jobs to men, and long walks on the beach…Just kidding, we hate the beach.”

Reminded me a bit of the quip on their FB page: “We enjoy Satanism and Chinese Checkers. JUST KIDDING!!!…We hate Chinese Checkers.”

But, as D.L. and the guys will always say, VEX is about the music first, and I will confirm this claim. It truly is some articulate, often aurally open and flowing, often brash and guitar heavy, and often something else completely. Yes, there will be comparisons to other bands from the 90s on, but they are so much more than that. For example, Adam plays a electric cello (with marked skill, I might add) on at least one of their songs. A personal highlight of mine as well is when D.L. breaks out the theremin. For those who don’t know what that is, here’s a blurb from Wikipedia:

The theremin /ˈθɛrəmɪn/, originally known as the ætherphone/etherphone, thereminophone or termenvox/thereminvoxis an early electronic musical instrument controlled without discernible physical contact from the player. It is named after the westernized-name of its Russian inventor, Léon Theremin, who patented the device in 1928. The controlling section usually consists of two metal antennas which sense the position of the player’s hands and control oscillators for frequency with one hand, and amplitude (volume) with the other, so it can be played without being touched. The electric signals from the theremin are amplified and sent to a loudspeaker.”

All that is fine and good, but you have to see a theremin in action to fully appreciate the uniqueness of such a device [instrument]. The skillful manipulation of a theremin results in a bunch of R2D2 style pitch squeals and builds and dives, and D.L. manages to make it a full-on lead part over some cool atmospheric instrumental sections from the rest of the band. Prior to VEX, I think the only other person I’ve seen use one live was folk guitar looper/instrumental genius Keller Williams, who’s music is nothing like VEX in the least. And this makes it an even cooler an addition to this eclectic group here in the Phoenix scene.

D.L. and the theremin

Their set list on that Saturday included seven songs, including two brand-new tunes as well: “Handbook for the Powerless”, “Glory Hole”, “Dogma Dance”, “Succedaneum”(new), “Alchemical Burn”, “Definition of Insanity”(new), and  ”Subterfuge”. Keith, Jodiah, and Adam bring a glowing and powerfully rhythmic instrumentation behind these songs, and the band, as a whole, is a tight unit so capable and delivering their music with a staunch confidence, and I’m not convinced these songs could be performed quite the same way without the presence of each and every one of these musical individuals. They have found a perfect combination and membership to kick out their brand of tunes, and it’s hard not to appreciate that completely. You know – if you dig their kind of thing, of course. They are a musician’s band with plenty of surprises, who can still entertain even the most non-musician listener. This is why I believe they will do well here and beyond – they will keep most aficionados of heavy music interested, the math music geeks as well, all while remaining interesting and hooky enough for the less artistic fans out there. Quite the powerful combination.

Adam

Jodiah

Keith

To explain the varied fan-base of VEX in the scene, we had members from Howitzer, Frequis, Phoenix & Dragon, and Pelvic Meatloaf at the show that night. In my opinion, they are really hard not to like. I am not alone in this by any means, my friends.

For more photos from the Hollywood Alley show (and to see more as they are added) please click HERE.

VEX are having a big CD release show at Joe’s Grotto coming up in April, with guests Frequis, Element A440, Bear Ghost, and possibly Phoenix and Dragon on the bill, so watch for it. They are one of THE bands to see here in this current scene.

And I must add at this point that D.L. gave DeathWeddle.com what was probably our best compliment yet, comparing our work to how it felt as a kid to buy and read the newest metal mags he’d buy from the Supermarket each month. Thanks man!

With love and respect,

JAFFO \m/

(all photos taken the night of the show, and used by permission by Jaffo and Seven Bear Photography, dammit.)

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